Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999) - Denise Richards

Taglines: The battle between the good and the bad is bound to get ugly.

Drop Dead Gorgeous movie storyline. In a small Minnesota town, the annual beauty pageant is being covered by a TV crew. Former winner Gladys Leeman wants to make sure her daughter follows in her footsteps. Explosions, falling lights, and trailer fires prove that. As the Leemans are the richest family in town the police are pretty relaxed about it all. Despite everything, main rival (but nice) Amber Atkins won’t be stopped. There could well be more death and disappointment to come.

Drop Dead Gorgeous is a 1999 American black comedy film directed by Michael Patrick Jann and starring Kirstie Alley, Ellen Barkin, Kirsten Dunst, Allison Janney, Denise Richards, Brittany Murphy, and Amy Adams in her film debut. Shot in a mockumentary format, it follows the contestants in a beauty pageant called the Sarah Rose Cosmetics Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant, held in the small fictional town of Mount Rose, Minnesota, in which various contestants die in suspicious ways.

The movie is set in the fictional town of Mount Rose, Minnesota. The accents portrayed in the movie are that of the North Central American dialect found in the Midwest, notably Minnesota. The film was shot throughout the Carver County area, mainly in Waconia, Minnesota, although names of real Minnesota communities were shown on the sashes of contestants later in the movie. The fictional town of Mount Rose may have been based on Montrose, Minnesota or Rosemount, Minnesota.

Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

News reporter Diane Sawyer is mentioned throughout the film as Kirsten Dunst’s character Amber Atkins’s idol as Sawyer was a former beauty pageant winner. Amber’s other idol includes her beauty pageant mother who raised her alone in a trailer park and the previous year’s winner who is hospitalized for anorexia. Competing in the beauty pageant for a scholarship is juxtaposed against the opportunities that boys have in leaving “Mount Rose” such as hockey scholarships and prison.

Two Melissa Manchester songs are featured in the film as songs used in the talent portion by contestants. Mary lip-syncs “Don’t Cry Out Loud”, while Jenelle sings and signs “Through the Eyes of Love”. Fanfare for the Common Man is played to introduce the parade for the rigged competition and the plight of Hank. “Are we on Cops again?” is used throughout the movie when the “mockumentary” film crew is spotted. Strauss’s “Sunrise” (inspired by Friedrich Nietzsche’s Thus Spoke Zarathustra) is played when the Minnesota state pageant is interrupted by the violent illness of the contestants who ate shellfish (all except Amber).

Film Review for Drop Dead Gorgeous

Sometimes I wonder how anyone could have thought a screenplay was funny enough to film. The script for “Drop Dead Gorgeous,” on the other hand, must have been a funny read. It’s the movie that somehow never achieves takeoff speed. Subtle miscalculations of production and performance are probably responsible; comedy is a fragile rose, eager to wilt.

The movie takes place in Mount Rose, Minn., a setting created after long study of “Fargo.” The 50th anniversary of the Miss Teen Princess America contest is approaching, and the local chairwoman is former winner Gladys Leeman (Kirstie Alley), whose daughter Becky (Denise Richards) is a leading contender. Her big competition: trailer-park cutie Amber (Kirsten Dunst), whose alcoholic mother, Annette (Ellen Barkin), is burned in a fire and spends much of the movie with a beer can permanently fused to the flesh of her hand.

Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

Now there’s an example of how a mental image can be funnier than a real one–how a screenplay can fail to translate. You possibly smiled as you read about Annette’s hand being fused to a beer can. I did as I wrote the words. But the image of the charred can embedded in scarred flesh is not funny, and every time it turns up, it casts its little pall.

Another example: One of the contestants has put herself on a 400-calorie-a-day diet and is a patient at a recovery center for anorexics. Nevertheless, she’s determined to compete in the pageant, and arrives onstage in a wheelchair. Funny as a satirical concept? Yes. Funny as a sight? No, because the concept, not the image, contains the joke.

The movie was written by Lona Williams, who is herself a beauty pageant survivor. She understands the backstage politics of such events, especially at the local level, where almost everyone has a buried agenda. Some of the mothers are using their daughters as surrogate reminders of their own faded beauty. Some of the daughters are compensating for insecurity; they think a crown will affirm their worth. Other daughters are resentful puppets. Some of the older men enjoy the proximity to nubile contestants. Some of the women may, too.

Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

I sometimes wonder if anybody involved in beauty pageants at the administrative level is completely without motivations they would rather not discuss. The idea of devoting your life to running an event at which young women are judged on the basis of their beauty and personality–as evaluated in a game show format–gets creepier the more you think about it.

As the title of “Drop Dead Gorgeous” suggests, some of the characters turn up dead or injured. The ferocious intensity of the parents is a reminder of “The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom,” a made-for-cable movie that’s one of the great buried comic treasures of recent years, with a Holly Hunter performance that would have been Oscar material if the movie had opened in theaters.

Both films are savage, but “Cheerleader-Murdering Mom” was rich in human nature, while “Drop Dead Gorgeous” simply manipulates the ideas of satire without connecting to the underlying truth. I believed that the Holly Hunter character would do what she did for the reasons she had; I felt the Kirstie Alley character was generated by a screenplay.

There is, however, a lot of funny stuff in “Drop Dead Gorgeous,” and Lona Williams has a future as a comedy writer–maybe in the Dave Barry/Molly Ivins tradition, since her ideas seem more literary than cinematic. I liked the idea of a contestant’s dramatic reading being from “Soylent Green.” And the way another contestant kills two birds with one stone in the talent section of the contest, by singing “I Love You, Baby” to Jesus. The notion that Mount Rose is famous as the “home of the oldest living Lutheran” (recently deceased) is worthy of Garrison Keillor’s Lake Woebegone.

The attempt to link Lutherans with gun nuts is less successful; Becky belongs to the Lutheran Sisterhood Gun Club, but this doesn’t ring true because, well, it doesn’t fit with the general notion of Lutherans as pretty peaceable folks. For satire to work, it has to contain a kernel of truth. What made “Fargo” brilliant was the way it combined satire with affection and accuracy.

The climax of “Drop Dead Gorgeous” contains a few cheerfully disgusting scenes that qualify it to open in this Summer of Raunch. But once again, the ideas are funnier than the images. Contestants get food poisoning during their trip to the finals and vomit into the atrium lobby of the host hotel. Funny to read about? You bet. To see? Judge for yourself.

Drop Dead Gorgeous Movie Poster (1999)

Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

Directed by: Michael Patrick Jann
Starring: Kirsten Dunst, Denise Richards, Ellen Barkin, Allison Janney, Kirstie Alley, Sam McMurray, Mindy Sterling, Brittany Murphy, Amy Adams, Laurie A. Sinclair
Screenplay by: Lona Williams
Production Design by: Ruth Ammon
Cinematography by: Michael Spiller
Film Editing by: Janice Hampton
Costume Design by: Mimi Melgaard
Set Decoration by: Helen Britten, Tammara Melloy, Mitchell Rosen
Art Direction by: Maria L. Baker
Music by: Mark Mothersbaugh
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for irreverent and crude humor, sex-related material and language.
Distributed by: New Line Cinema
Release Date: July 23, 1999

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