Zach Shepard, an executive at a Los Angeles bank, gets a new job at a bank in Oregon, which is revealed to be a sperm bank. After some initial confusion, Zach and his nurse, Grace Murdock, deal with a shortage of donations by holding a contest with a $100,000 prize. Citizens abstain from sex to save themselves for bank “deposits,” while a local brothel protests the sperm bank for ruining its business.
Zach is assisted in assorted ways by Newton, an escaped mental patient who lives with his mother, and before his work is done, Zach and Grace are ready to open up a joint account.
Frozen Assets is a 1992 American comedy film directed by George T. Miller. It stars Shelley Long, Corbin Bernsen, Larry Miller, Dody Goodman, Matt Clark, Jeanne Cooper, Paul Sand, Gloria Camden, Jenifer Lewis, John Asher and Sara Ballantine. It is considered by some film critics to be one of the worst movies ever made.
Frozen Assets (1992)
Directed by: George T. Miller
Starring: Shelley Long, Corbin Bernsen, Larry Miller, Dody Goodman, Matt Clark, Jeanne Cooper, Paul Sand, Gloria Camden, Jenifer Lewis, John Asher, Sara Ballantine
Screenplay by: Don Klein, Tom Kartozian
Production Design by: Deborah Raymond, Dorian Vernacchio
Cinematography by: Ronald M. Lautore, Geza Sinkovics
Film Editing by: Larry Bock
Costume Design by: Sandra Culotta
Set Decoration by: Caroline Perzan
Music by: Michael Tavera
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for sex-related elements.
Distributed by: RKO Pictures
Release Date: October 23, 1992